About Me

Name: Sarah

Occupation: Chef Apprentice, Fledgling Restaurateur, Hospitality Industry Diva.

Credo: If you can’t @%&$ it and it doesn’t dance, eat it or throw it away. Oh, and Shit happens.

Let’s consider the stats:

Age:  28

Height: 5’8

Weight:  A well worn 150lbs (honestly—well worn)

Hair: Chocolate Cherry

Eyes: Orangey Brown, rimmed with thick brown glasses

Hometown:  Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Education:  BFA (Theatrical Design) – Concordia, 1996.  BA (Visual Art) – York, 1999.  MA (Art History) – SUNY— Buffalo, 2001.  Currently doing my Red Seal Certification at George Brown College.

Likes:  Lime Green, Pistachios, Japanese Food, Nouveau Opera, Perrier, Camper Shoes, Medieval Art, Microbrewed Beer, Bubbly or Red Wines, Dining Out, Painted Walls, Oversized Floral Broaches, Cheese Doodles, Music from the 80’s, High Heels.

Dislikes:  Bad Grammar, Snobbery/Poseurism, Ray Romano, Traffic, Reality Television, Matched Set Louis Vuitton Cases of Emotional Baggage.

Guilty Pleasures:  Peanut Butter Cups, Eggs Benedict, Online Porn, Saturday Morning Television on PBS, Menthol Cigarettes.

Can talk about:  Anything.  You especially.

Primary Personality Traits:  Cynic,  Fatalist,  Sometimes Procrastinator,  Comic,  Sly Seducer.

Can:  Dance like a fiend if given the right chance, swear like a sailor if provoked, debate like a politician if I think you’re wrong, love like a champ when my heart is in the right place.

Badgers:  We don’t have no stinkin’ badgers.

Cats:  Yes—Linus and Kitsch. (Still one away from Crazy Cat Lady status).

Gets Preoccupied with:  Hyperreality, Simulacrum, Mnemonics, Spelling Mysteries, Thermos Magic.

Firmly Believes:  Anything good is better with bacon.

All things considered, not bad, right?